You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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