it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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