sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize