im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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