Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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