we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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