You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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