if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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