Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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