ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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