Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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