Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he was CRYING into my vagina
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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