Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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