Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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