last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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