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(203): View more from Connecticut

well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"

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(541): View more from Oregon

I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person

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(509): View more from Washington

I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights

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(813): View more from Florida

Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?

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(716): View more from New York

He finger blasted me like an angel dude

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(734): View more from Michigan

So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?

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(305): View more from Florida

I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb

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