its not stalking. its research.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize