My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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