North Korea, Best Korea!
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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