i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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