Betty ford says i'm here all night
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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