Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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