oh god the rape fog is back!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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