Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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