I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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