Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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