Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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