C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Pappa wants mamma naked
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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