hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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