I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
