I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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