so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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