I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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