1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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