I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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