The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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