Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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