ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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