We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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