Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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