Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Come see our sink grown plant.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Mom said you looked used
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
