Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
you had me at cake vodka
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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