Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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