You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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