There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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