You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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