How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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