i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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