either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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