doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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