I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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