I want to stick my p in your. b.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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